This is a fanfic about presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his wife Jane, one fateful night at their hotel. Chapters range from PG-13 to NC-17 because I am basically a seriously sick fuck ( Read more... )

I just spent 90 minutes on Twitter writing an NC-17 fanfic about Bernie Sanders, Jane Sanders, and Susan Sarandon in 140 character tweets.

I am so ashamed of myself.

Especially for the part where Susan jerks off Bernie while he's in a bath of epsom salts.

I need help.

Rating: R
Gen: Crack
Word Count: 600
Disclaimer: Does anyone really care?

Summary: Sam has challenged Dean to read fanfiction for an entire afternoon. A 5 time plus 1 story. Dean’s POV.  Written for the 12 Days of Christmas challenge at spn_bigpretzel.
( OMG THE FEELS I CAN'T EVEN )

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For those of you whose idea of a good time is NOT watching football, you might enjoy these insane guys, the day job orchestra.  They lip-sync, one line at a time, any sort of nonsense they can think of.  Their preferred mode seems to be Star Trek TGN, but other Star Treks, politicians, etc.

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Enjoy!

Written for karaokegal 's "Come As You're Not" Costume Party!

Fandom: Dragnet 1967
Genre: pwp
Rating: NC-17
Word count:  588
Pairing: Sgt. Joe Friday/Officer Bill Gannon
Disclaimer: I'm ashamed of myself for writing this.
A/N: Most of you won't even know the show, but wth.


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As a courtesy, I am again letting this space be taken over by a guest writer.  He uses rude language, so beware.

HOW FUCKING COOL WAS LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE?

AND THE WEEK BEFORE THAT?

No, we’re not talking about the story, the angst, the script, whatever.

I GOT MAJOR MAJOR SCREEN TIME! OH, YEAH, BABY, THE LEG RULES! WOO-HOO!

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This challenge (and these pics) was ganked from bitsofchat .  Take the pictures and make your own story!


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For one thing, I'm working on my taxes (yes we went for the extension), and my taxes, as a freelancer, are incredibly complicated.  I've worked out a system, but the math *headdesk*

We see the accountant tomorrow, first thing in the morning.  It was a really bad year for me, and doing my taxes--actually, I'm pretty philosophical about it.  The ( Read more... )